Ay maaaaan! With feeling com-father

Si bien hay tipos de música que suenan de una manera decente en cualquier idioma, hay otros que definitivamente nunca deberian intentar aventurarse mas allá del idioma de Cervantes y el burro mocho. Una cosa es que Jon Bonjovi diga "quiero dormir en una cama de rosas" y otra muy distinta es que Jorge Velosa nos cante "the little spoon got lost;" y si no me creen, aqui les tengo unos vallenateishions traduseited al inglish pichinglish que salieron de una conversación el otro dia con doña Mafe, una persona increíblemente MAS desocupada que yo :-p

A ver cuantos de estos me adivinan, y ahi les va...


Vallenateishion #1:

Remember Moralito that day

when you were in Urumita and did not want to throw a party
you left early in the morning, maybe cuz you were so pissed off
In my notes I am extended, nobody corrects me
so I can play with Lorenzo tomorrow Saturday day of the virgin


Vallenateishion #2:

I know a friend very serious and well presented
he likes females and is always inlove
but there is a detail that's very well known
he gets kinda weird when he gets drunk
he starts sitting on his male friends' laps

And his canoe gets wet...
and his canoe gets wet...
and his canoe gets wet...
poor man when he gets drunk


Vallenateishion #3

Listen dark skinned girl, you're gonna be very lonely
because last night the radio said that the college is now open
and since Escalona is a student, he's gotta get going
but as a souvenir he'll give you a dancing-trip (paseo?)


Vallenateishion #4

That your eyes control me
that your mouth fascinates me
that your body makes me crazy
that when we are together everybody will say
Holy crap! those two really are inlove!


Vallenateishion #5

I was told by my grandparents that a long time ago
a rudimentary canoe sailed across the Cesar state
which parted from the bank, old port
to the beaches of love in Chimichagua

It was Guillermo Cubillo's rudimentary canoe
it was the rudimentary canoe... it was the rudimentary canoe...


Vallenateishion #6

I do not take to my house
a baracunateneishion (???) woman
because they might think
that I'm crazy, crazy, crazy
Last night I saw you
there was another checking you out
you rode on his bike
he gave you bubble gum, also cookie
he started his scooter
and you took off with the blond dude
with the jean, the overall, and the jacket.