Little one, throw yourself to hereeeee!

En vista del brutal e inesperado éxito que tuvo mi anterior entrega de Vallenato for Gringos (entre nominaciones a premios lo nuestro, tv y novelas, hétores, y un grammy por mejor composición crossover), hoy les traigo algo sin precedentes del estilo aleeeeeertaaaaaa, inaudito, increible, insólito, UYYY! El ejercicio de hoy se llama: por qué el merengue se llama merengue y no "turnover" o "apple pie."

Y comenzamos, a ver cuantos de estos me adivinan...


Merengueichion #1

My woman is already consuming me
She destroys my feelings like the termite
Termite is falling me, termite is eating me

But no, she didn't listen to me
My word remained in my grave
I am the tree that fell due to my bad luck

Termite, ayyy termite!
Termite, ayyy termite!


Merengueichion #2

I buy your girlfriend
you have told me how she is and I liked the information
I will buy her
I've never been lucky with the ones I had

I buy your girlfriend
I will not ask for a bargain or ask you to reduce the price
I will buy her
I don't think she'd be expensive even for a million bucks


Merengueichion #3

In thong
I like to have you
in thong
I want to have you
in thong
How pretty you look
in thong
Put it again

And when I am hot I drink a cup of water
What water? Water of Ra
What Ra? Monkey's ass
What monkey? Monopoly
What polio? Police
What cia? It's over
What bo? Sweet water trout (bocachica?)
What girl?

The one in the red thong
The one in the red thong...


Merengueichion #4

A girlfriend that I have, she's quite cute and naughty
but she has a defect, she's very snobby, snobby girl
when we go to the dance we go with several couples
when the waiter arrives everybody already knows and they start to tease her:

Somebody bring her a rum
Somebody bring her a beer
Somebody bring her refajo
Or a strawberry ice cream?

What does the baby want? what will the princess order?
What is the queen craving? Order it soon, snobby girl!


Merengueichion #5

There's a hole, there's a hole by the seashore

There's a tree, there's a tree planted in the hole by the seashore

A branch, there'a branch stuck in the tree planted in the hole by the seashore

There's a girl in bikini sitting in the branch stuck in the tree planted in the hole by the seashore

There's a nutcase, there's a nutcase checking out the girl in bikini sitting in the branch stuck in the tree planted in the hole by the seashore

And the nutcase is me!!!


Merengueichion #6 (contribucion de Largo)

Ayyyy woman people are saying over there
that I am a deer, that I am a deer
that I am tied up, that I am tied up
ayyyy woman, tell me that those are just stories, please
that I am not a deer, I am not a deer
and that I am still glued